Thursday, March 15

Cursed & Cussing

my farking water heater decided to rain, no, POUR on me. literally.
the farking pipe exploded. so it's either i get flood from the heater or i get no farking water from the shower head at all. zilch. fark.
i've to farking use the other toilet with a mildly choked, but still choked drainage system. so if it's the farking time of the month (& presuming my heater is still not replaced), i'm definitely gonna be farking struggling in a sea of red. the current farking toilet i'm using now is in no way equipped for ALL my womanly stuff (the toiletries, the pantyliners, the clean/dirty clothes, etc.) & the farking lock is farking spoilt. so as my farking heater malfunctions, the farking tap which i wake up to daily only provides me with farking subzero water.
it's farking messin up my quintessential routine.

the whole of last night, my farking internet connection was down.
& guess what now? i can't farking log on to msn. not on farking live messenger, not on farking meebo, not on farking iloveim, not on farking imtata, not on beng's farking live messenger. so i've no farking choice but to save the bitchin' for this farking entry of mine, externalizing and focusing the farking rage at one single point. I even went to the farking extent of taking deep breaths, in and out, in and out as though i'm farking giving birth.

fark the series of unfortunate events. fark the reliance on farking technology. i swear i could kill someone now.
do not antagonize me. I REPEAT, DO NOT ANTAGONIZE ME.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Jan,

Aiyor, poor gal!I can visualise how pissed off u were about the unfortunate event (^_^). Use so many "F"s words, missy!

Just have to know that everything is unexpected so must go with the flow. The more frustrated u are, the worse off u feel! Must learn to cool down ok??

Instead of being so angry, u should quickly ask a plumber to fix the problem at your apartment.

Pray that everything will be fine & smooth for u now! Take care & miss ya!

Love,
Cousin in Perth

Lady J. said...

hello there,

i called the damn plumber but it cannot be fixed. have to get the damn thing replaced. & i need to contact the landlord first. But he's nowhere to be found!

WTH!

how's it goin in Perth?

Jan

Anonymous said...

Poor gal,

So how's the problem fixed yet?

I am fine in Perth. Autumn now but some days still like summer temperatures and daylight savings time is switching back next Saturday so adjust clock again.Looking forward to cold cold temperatures.....heehee..

U take care then & keep in touch!

Cheers,
Doreen (^_^)